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2008-4-4 |diary title

        2008year4mouth4th

 

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2008-3-23 |diary title

           2008year 3mouth23th

    today,I have a holiday ,I vevr happy。So I come write a diary.   

 today we come speak a langh,AS follows:A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. 
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? 
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!! 
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip? 
The wife: Very good, thank you. 
The husband: And, what happened to my present? 
The wife: Which present? 
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl? 
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!! 

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2008-3-5 |diary title

     2008year3mouth5tWwednesday

英文笑话:Generation Gap

     

 

Joke:Generatinn Gap

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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