Roses are red,Violets are blue.

Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too.

Not in cage but laughing at you.

译：玫瑰是红，紫罗兰为蓝。

     你如猴子，应在动物园。

     不要愤怒，因为我也在。

     不在笼中，而在嘲笑你。

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far .

译：一闪一闪小星星；

     你应知道你是谁；

     当你知道你是谁；

     精神病院已不远。

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful.

Why doesn't it rain on you?

译：雨水使一切美好；

     造就青草和花朵；

     若雨使一切美好；

     为何不曾落你身？

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed .

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart, i got Heart Attack.

译：我把你的名字写在沙滩上，它被海冲走。

     我把你的名字写在空气里，它被风吹走。

     我把你的名字写在我心中，我的了心脏病。

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

译：上帝看到我饿了，他创造了批萨。

     上帝看到我口渴，他创造了百事。

     上帝看到我置身于黑暗，他创造了光。

     上帝看到我没问题，他创造了你。

When your life is in darkness pray to God

ask him to free you from darkness and after

you pray and you're still in darkness,

please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL.

译：当你生活在黑暗中时向上帝祈祷，

     请他把你从黑暗中救赎；

     如果祈祷后，你仍在黑暗中，

     请你支付电费！！！