Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
　　 A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
　　
　　猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？


Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
　　 A: By treading on his corn?

　　如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。


Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
　　 A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 　　

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.  And behind every 　　unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　 
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Aries' key phrase: I Am!
白羊：我是！
Taurus' key phrase: I have!
金牛：我有！
Gemini's key phrase: I think!
双子：我认为！
Cancer's key phrase: I Feel!
巨蟹：我感觉！
Leo's key phrase: I Will!
狮子：我愿意！
Virgo's key phrase: I Analyze!
处女：我分析！

Libra's key phrase: I Balance!
天秤：我权衡！

Scorpio's key phrase: I Desire!
天蝎：我要求！

Sagittarius' keyphrase: I See!
射手：我明白！

Capricorn's key phrase: I Use!
摩羯：我利用！
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春联 Spring Festival couplets

剪纸 paper-cuts

年画 New Year paintings

买年货 special purchases for the Spring Festival ; do Spring Festival shopping

敬酒 propose a toast

灯笼 lantern: a portable light

烟花 fireworks

爆竹 firecrackers (People scare off evil spirits and ghosts with the loud pop.)

红包 red packets (cash wrapped up in red paper, symbolize fortune and wealth in the coming　year.)

舞狮 lion dance (The lion is believed to be able to dispel evil and bring good luck.)

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一般圣诞祝福语：
Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐！

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
圣诞快乐；恭贺新禧。

Best wishes on this holiday season.
致以圣诞节最诚挚的祝福。

Wishing you and yours a merry Christmas this holiday season.
在此佳节，祝你全家圣诞快乐。

We wish you a merry Christmas.
我们祝你圣诞快乐。

Happy holidays!
佳节快乐！

Wishing you a white Christmas.
愿你有一个白色圣诞。

May peace and happiness be with you always.
愿和平、快乐与你常伴！

Have you been naughty or nice this year?
你今年乖不乖？

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